Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

It does but it turns out your head is going to explode tomorrow.

I wish for Dan to hurry up and come on.

(Why may I ask? )
Dan doesn't come on and instead, get's hit by a car

I wish for a wish that can wish for itself!

*is confused* You get a hamster!

I wish for you to get lots of money

I already have lots of money, therefore your wish is invalid.

I wish for you to have wishes I can grant D:

Try this.


I wish for dedication to this flipping app!

You get dedication to "this flipping app!"

I wish for something that can't be granted because I know it can't be granted so you can't grant it!

It''s... Not granted?


I wish for this wish to work unlike my other wish above this wish that failed this wish.

That wish is now granted which is wished about granting that wishes failure!

I wish for less money

I steal it all.

That made no sense so I wish for sense... and good music to play on my ipod 0_O

Wish semi-granted. You get some sense, but not loads of sense as that would be too much. You get good music.

I wish for better wishes.

Wishes get worse and worse until you explode for no apparent reason. When the detectives arrive at the crime scene, all they see is BLUE CAT HAIR.
They point at Toni accusingly.

I wish Toni would not go to jail because I blew up froggy Fergy.

The detectives change their mind and instantly point at you.

I wish to not have been blown up D:

You actually self-imploded, so the detectives do not point at anyone.

I wish I would win on Soul Calibur II.

You lose, and then win at Soul Calibur 1 instead.

I wish for a better spell in Demon's Souls.

You get a better spell, but it takes so long to cast that you get squichsed by a demon while casting it.

I wish the film Alpha and Omega was better.

It's just gets worse and worse, but Dispicable Me is immense!

I wish NOT to be the point of lots of these bad wishes :K

((Despicable Me is... is... Oh dear...))

Instead, the whole world become the point, which explodes. You promptly get thrown into space along with the billions of other humans, who choke. Cats, however, have special hair-filter systems in their throats.

I wish Toni would have the hair-filter thingy too.