Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

You get something.

I wish for a MAGIC 8-BALL.

You get a normal 8-ball.

I wish for some confidence.

You become shy, and are requested violently to go on stage in front of millions and smile once. If you didn't...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/165898

That guy is you.

I wish froggy would accept my Slippy avatar.

But I'm already extremely shy therefore that makes the wish you give me, invalid.

Froggy declines it and gives the Slippy avatar to a homeless guy

I wish for TRUE LOVE! D:

((bugger))

Toni walks in front of you.

((aww, lol.))

I wish froggy would like the Hamster Dance.

.__.

Wish granted, Froggy now likes Hamster Dance. But at a price of you dying.

I wish for some more Touhou games >.>

Oh, that's Ok.

More Touhou gets released cause it looks epic and I want to get some right now.

I wish FERG wouldn't be so mean.

Ferg carry's on being mean.

I wish for more time.

((wait a sec... Toni is your sister?))

Your time is up.

I wish that there would be a sequel to Roof Tiling.

Toni's my sister?

Oh damn...

There's a prequel instead.

Are you Ferg or not?

There already is a prequel, dippo. It's called "a short black/white film about berries"

I wish that I wasn't so confused.

You get more confused when you find out. I'm secretly Toni!

I wish for smart.

OH!

You get dumb.

I wish froggy was not dumb.

Froggy stays dumb.

I wish I didn't have such a bad stomach ache -.-

You get diahhrohea. (sp?)

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Diarrhea/

I wish I had a Sprite.

You get a 7up

I wish for better internet >.>

((I luv 7UP))

You gte better internet, which crashes and lets in a virus.

I wis that Patapon 3 will come out soon.

The company that makes Patapon is shut down and everything they've ever made get's re-called and destroyed.

I seriously wish I didn't have such a bad stomach ache >.>

You die of diarrehea!

I wish froggy would change his avatar to something more epic.

It's already epic so he doesn't.


I IWSH TO KNOW THE WORDS TO EROS! *punches Ferg*

I'm actually working on translating them D:

This wish get's granted and you actually receive translations and romaji lyrics to them.

I wish for faster download speeds >.>

They go through the roof and your computer can't handle them and blows up.

I wish for chicken and cheese on a pizza :K

You get an empty pizza base

I wish for an auto-refilling glass of water D:

It overflows

I wish for a ninja in the shape of a piece of tomato.

You get a Ninja in the shape of a pear

I wish for this fricken headache to go away D: