Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

I've seen this game on many a forum, and it wasn't here! :O
The point of the game is for someone to make a wish, and you destroy it, via aloophole or something similar.

Example:

I wish for a pet cat.

Next post~

You get your cat, but it is a lion cub. The pride attacks you.
I wish for a new TV.


Get it? Let's start!

I wish for a ball of clay 35 stories tall.

It lands on top of your head, crushing you.

I wish I had a dollar.

The dollar is contaminated with anthrax. You die from the illness.

I wish for a puppy.

The puppy is really a bomb that blows up in your face

I wish I had a ps3

Is short circuits, shocking you weakly and then exploding.

I wish for a pet rock.

Urmm... It's a pet rock, What can be corrupted from that O_O

I wish for some more fizzy vimto

The vimto blows up and you are left with the empty bottle...

I wish for a safe, safest, safer thing. XD

The safe safest safer thing then becomes, not safe O_o

I wish for this topic to have moar mudkipz in cuz I herd joo liekz teh mudkipz?

The mudkipz die..?

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

-Brains kasplodes trying to corrupt the wish- O_o

I wish for more ice cubes in my ice cube drink

Ice cubes out way the cup, and tears it, causing you to loose all ice cubes

I wish I had one million United States money, that nothing bad can happen to.

When you get the $ it turns out their all fake monopoly money D:

I wish for better stuff that stuff cant stuff with this stuff! mwuahaha

That stuff that you wish for is acid, and burns you.

I wish.. to sleep.

Your sleep is an eternal, dreamless one.

System Failure. No wish to corrupt... Process will now close. Autodestruct sequence initiated...Bye, bye! .... *kaboom*

I wish for all the Ratchet and Clank Games.

You recieve the games, but they too, like this wish, has been corrupted!!

I wish for beef jerky..

The beef jerky is mouldy and will kill you if eaten!


I vish for a personal vampire friend who would never hurt me

The vampire turns out to be a kid with plastic teeth in O_o

I wish for more money

The money is given you then burns in your hand

I wish for... A MONSTER ALIEN THAT WILL KILL ME

The monster alien turns out to be a monster taco instead, but it still kills you.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted! xD

*Does nothing*

I wish to launch cherry bombs from meh mouth.

The wish somehow never reached the magic wish granter, there for remains untouched.

I wish walter wil post on the cookie game.

He goes to post on it, but is distracted by his new DS game... Pokemon Platinum
I wish that noodles would rain from the skies.

Impossibly huge noodles rain from the skies, crushing you.

(I like crushing people )

I wish that my sister would leave my house in four seconds.

She does but comes back 2 seconds later

I wish I had a cookie that will crush me.