Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

The cookie appears, but doesn't crush you.

I wish Arck had a cookie that would crush him.

A cookie begans to fall on Arck, but a magical gust of wind blew it over, and it crushed Aru instead

I wish Dan was crushed.

I am nearly crushed but a ninja gerbil rushes in and saves me.

I wish something good would happen to whoever posts next.

I go to Hunter Rank 2! WOOOHOOO! Except then I find out I have to do another frikkin' load of quests. D:
I wish I didn't have to do those quests.

You no longer have to do them, but then you drop back down to rank 1.
I wish for the apocolypse.

The apocolypse doesn't happen

I wish dan would die... Lol

Dan lives.

I wish Dan will not die.

Dan dies.

I wish I would die.

You don't die.

I wish Aru will not die.

Aru doesn't die immediately, but is roasted over a pit of coals with cannibals eating his flesh, then is turned into a zombie.
I wish to not be a necromancer.

Your a necropheliac instead

I wish for more stuff

You lose stuff instead.

I wish not to die, and to come back as anything BUT a dragon.

(What's a necrophelac? :S)
You die and come back as a mint dragon.

Nothing happens

((Do this dan ))

I wish for Mark to be nice...

a necropheliac is someone who has sex with dead bodies... Its the only thing that I could think that has necro in the name xD

Mark dies instead O_o

I wish for even more NON STUFF!! MUWA

*bans Fergus for using obscene language* (joke)
You get so much non stuff it crushes and kills you.

You didn't wish, AGAIN! Sex is not obscene language xD neither is necropheliac... The bad language is language that people find offensive, so I can swear all I want 'cause I don't find any offensive xD

I wish for... BLAH, cause i have nothing left to wish for

I find being called that very offensive!
You get HALB instead.
I wish for a mint dragon. (HA!)

You get nothing.

I wish for nothing.

You get a one-way ticket to Cuba. You get on, and land at a USA nuclear missile testing island. KABOOM!
I wish for a pie.

Oh, and going back to Toni's post, he starts being so mean that you kill him by impaling him on a spoon.

I wish for a narwhale

That was so funny today xD

I WANT MAI NARWHALE!!!!

You get a narwhal, but it spears you to death.
I wish for a LOLcat.

The lolcat is Drillcat and it kills your family. You commit suicide in grief.

I wish that I could have something that is incorruptible.