Another RP, probably won't be approved BUT OH WELL

I sat there for the whole night, emoing with myself and eventually decided that suicide would be a fun idea.

I jumped out of my window.

And got up again.

I had a balcony.

((Wow, Are you actually an emo XD LOL))

I am now bored, and sitting under the stars, asleep.

((Yes. I am convinced (somehow) that my mum hates me, all my friends think I'm a retard and my sister just hates me, no doubt about it))

I jump off the balcony.

And land on the one below, because it is jutting out a little further than mine.

((Aww D8 *hugs* I sorreh! Don't be emo. I did once, D8 It wasn't good. My friends were scared for me. PLLLLUUUUS! If your friends are nasty they aren't friends!))

I sleep a bit longer.

((That isn't helping))

I walk into the person's flat and look around. There are some bizarre noises coming from the bedroom. I walk over to the door and open it, and see a woman eating chocolate.

I feel the need to clean the forum of bad comments, so does so, well, gets Dan to.

((What?))

I look at the woman and she looks at me, then screams. I throw a knife into her chest and sit down beside her. I grin crazily and start licking the blood off of her skin.

-Casually walks in-
-Slugs Aru in the face-
That's for being EMO!
-Punches self in the face-
That's for punching someone!
-Punches self in the face-
That's for punching someone!
-repeats till I have no more face-

Oww

...

-dies-

I stare at the sky on my side of town and wonder if I should join the air force and blow people up, while i am 10,000 ft high, or army special forces and assassinate people.

I stare at the man, who punches me in the face. I hiss at him, my tail shooting up, then watch and stare as he punches himself. Then I sit back down again and stare at the bed. Everyone hated me so much that they killed themselves after they saw me... Why did they have to make me? It wasn't as if vampires were very bad. Huh. I was feeling sympathy. Sympathy is an emotion I don't need. Emotion is something I don't need. So why did they give me these feelings?

Hmm... Maybe I should just take your emotions away. Then you can't be emotional. Therefore you can't be sad. So I'm going to BECOME GOD and take your emotions away!

-Takes Aru's emotions-

Happy? Oh wait ;D

Things have to make some sense, dude.

I sit up and decide to walk around town. I jump off of the balcnoy, land on my face, and continue jumping down off balconies until I reach the bottom floor. I stand up, my face bloody and fur ripped off, then sit down and start scratching my head with my leg, and licking my arms to wipe the blood off.

It did make sense. All yo talk about vampires and shizz don't make sense (:

Then I did a with a while having doing this while trying to and it worked but I couldn't while doing a having a so I can't make sense while otherwise this just doesn't work for me huh?

But vampires exist (I think).

I looked up and saw a frog doing a while.

I backed away slowly.

((yes, I understood that sentence. Only cause my friend helped though))

Duh, that's as plain as the eye can see.

I was joking, dippo. But vampires exist in my little world of death and slaughter.

I keep backing away until I'm far enough away to start running. I run around the building and run face first into Froggy again.

Chill man. -Hands ice pack-

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!

I stare at him and scream, then fall backwards, grabbing the icepack and placing it on my chest which I had licked most of the hair off. I screech (meow screech, not human screech) and jump up, hissing at the ice pack.

AHA!

-runs at Aru-

I scream (human scream, not cat scream) and run away from the guy as fast as I can, and jump over a fence. But I catch my feet on the fence and swing down, smacking my face in on the pavement.

YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW! -proceeds to tie Aru up and carry him to my secret warehouse-

(btw, I won't reply for a few minutes while I have a shower)

((OKie DOkie))

I struggle but nothing seems to work, so I start trying to scream through the bandage he'd placed in my mouth.

HAH! You can't scream. Besides, if you scream, nobody will hear you but me. Now, I'm going to untie you. 'cuz I like it when they run ;D

((I saw that on your MSN! You said that! FERG!))

I jump up and hiss, moving back a bit so I can do extra damage when I pounce.

HAH! I LOVE IT -runs after Aru-

(I'm standing still, dumbass)

I stand there, watching him getting closer, then pounce, miss, and start sprinting away.