Another RP, probably won't be approved BUT OH WELL

This RP is set in the world of Earth, where impossible things are impossible. You can seriously do what you want as long as it makes sense, like this...

Rukario wrote:
A random guy walked into a bar, pulled his shirt off and started having some kind of spaz attack.

But not:

Walterll wrote:
Some guy called Dan imploded for no reason and fell onto the ceiling, which meant that the bed-bugs bit his invisible tables.

Ok? So... time to wait and see if this gets approved.

Approved.

Oh, it is APPROVED!

Yes. Although, I like how I'm the poster boy for how not to do it. -.-

Oh, and there are no Character Sheets, and the rules are explained BLAH.

Indeed. Let us begin.

I walk into a supermarket and look at a bar of chocolate, and eat it. Someone comes up to me, and I say I'd pay for it. So I walked over to a box of matches, lit one, and ran towards a pile of gas canisters. Then I ran as fast as I can, out of the supermarket. Then I turned around and watched it blow out.

I see Aru watching the fire, and kick him, screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!"

I watch as Dan kicks me, and I fall over. Then I start pulling myself backwards along the floor for no apparent reason.

I throw a marshmallow at Aru.

The marshmallow lands in my mouth and I eat it. "Thanks!" I say back, and I start crawling away again, humming the lyrics of "Sugar" to myself.

I throw a small lump of plastic explosive that closely resembles a marshmallow at Aru, waving, then ducking behind the nearest car.

"Oh, another marshmallow? But it looks a bit like..."

"OH F*** NO."

A fat man leaps on top of the marshmallow-thing and it explodes, not harming anyone.

I scowl, hot-wire the car and start doing laps around the car park.

"Well, isn't that just a bit random?" I say, putting one leg behind my hand and scratching with it.

I pull up beside him. "Probably." I note, before driving off again.

I start to lick my arms casually as the fat guy walks in the way of the car.

I rev hard and kill the fat guy. He dents my bumper.

The fat guy cheers as he dies slowly and painfully. I then cough up another hairball. My ears droop.

I run the bastard over a few times for doing my bumper in.

((Whoa, I need to add more censored words O.O

((YEAH...))

I decide that hitching a ride on that guys car would be a good idea. I wait for it to come near, then pounce on it it and climb inside.

I notice Aru in my car, scream, soil myself and crash the car.

"Ah!" I shout, and fall over. "Hey!" I say, and stick my tongue out at Dan.

((G2G NOW BYEBYEBYEBYEBAIBAIBYEBAI))

I get up, go to the nearest shop/market and then end up buying it, while listening to japanese music and reading Vampire Knight.

((OH YES!))

((JapAnese. GET IT RIGHT OR I WILL BITE YOU.))