Another RP, probably won't be approved BUT OH WELL

((I sorreh! I have typos coming out of mah ears D8))

((Out of... AGH OM HY GOD THAT IS DISTURBING))

Some guy called Aru fell onto Toni's legs.

I pick up Aru, looking at him, cursing him a few times and kicks him away.

"Ow that hurt." I say as I fly dramatically backwards and crash into a shelf of korn.

I laugh uncontrollably and go off to work in a bar.

I slowly crawl after her like some kind of snail.

Is serving drinks to people in a Vampire Bar, called 'Fangtasia' (rofl's at where the name if from. Think True Blood ) and is bored to find the snail guy there. Picks him up and hands him to the rubbish collectors, giving my best smile.

"Hey! All I wanted was a drink!"

Aru turns towards the two men, and nods. "Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't look at me like that. Come on, I'm just a freaking CAT."

Hands you a glass of blood, and goes back to serving, taking sips of her own but not really liking the taste. Grins at people, hoping to find a live snack soon.

Blood? What is she, a vampire?

I walked back into the bar and looked around. It was quite disturbing. Everyone I saw was drinking blood. I was a bit frightened, and walked up to the counter,

"Errm, hey, what is this?"

I look up, give him a funny look and point at the name of the bar again, "Read!" And then pull the apron from me as I go to stalk through the crowds.

I stare at the bar's sign and gape at it. "WHTA?" I shout quietly. Then I cough up a hairball and jump after the girl. "You're... a vampire? You're kidding. That's imp-... vampires don't exist... whaaa?"

I smack you and grumble something about cats, before finding the dancefloor, walking over quickly to sit at a booth with the stupid synthetic blood.

"Listen, I need you to tell me the truth, OK? I'm a very important person in your life right now, yeah?" Aru said, wishing he hadn't said it, but continued, "So I need to know if you are a vampire or not. Because... I have an oath to kill all vampires..."

****.

Looks at you, "You are not an important person in my life..." Frowns.

"Yeah, but... can you tell me? Please?"

I shrug and give you a dirty look, "No!" Smiling brightly, I add, "Now excuse me." Vanishes and reappears, holding a guy by the throat, probably breaking his neck.

((here begins the part where my internets screw up))

I stare at her in disbelief. “Oh man I regret this oath.”

Then I pull a sword out of my jacket and point it at her.

((Ouch ))


I throw the guy at you and he is impaled on the sword, then I vanish and reappear behind you, releasing TRISHA! (You should cower in fear! Me thinks.) I am so miffed right now that I steal your sword and snap it, then fangs snap down like a snakes and I growl, clearing the dancefloor quickly.

I jump as you steal my sword and turn around, hissing. Then I smile and lasers shoot out of my chest. I open my shirt up to reveal I am ACTUALLY A CYBORG.

((you didn't expect me to be human, did you?))

((Not really!))


I vanish and return to my house, where I have a dungeon. I play music really loud, heavy rock music because I like it, and go down to visit those chained to the walls.
I can almost hear Dan saying, "We knew you liked bondage."
I wish to punch him.

((yeah, me jokes too))

I decide to give up searching for the girl after a while and sit down on the dancefloor, thinking. I definitely wasn't a cyborg, so what was I?

((*facepalms in the face*))

I get bored with drinking from old victims, so kill them all and throw them out the window, then go out into the night, and look for more victims.

I realized. I sat and stared at the floor for a while. I was nothing. Nothing but a tool. A machine. Used to kill people like... like that girl. I had killed before, and without remorse... but back then... why should I kill if it's not me wanting to kill? I was... I was a monster.

I spent the next few hours in my flat, staring at my wrists. They stung like merry hell, and blood gushed out of them bad. I sat and watched as I cried. I wonder how they had made something like me with all these emotions... it must have been some kind of f***ing achievement for them. You got 50Gs – Create a monster with emotions! They would have celebrated. Celebrated while I cried and cried and screamed for milk as a baby.

As I walk I sing, happily humming as I walk through the night. Not having a acre in the world, apart from the fact that I was sorta hungry, and there was nothing INTERESTING in this neck of the woods.