Give a pokemon to the user above

I has one. Legit. *pets*
I have got Raikou and Entei, but they're AR'd. =.=
*gives AR*

*CHEATAH! ARCEUS, USE JUDGEMENT*

*Gives Spritomb*

BTW, anyone here got Palkia/Dialga? I got them, but without AR since I got Platinum on DSI.

I have, on Diamond and Platinum. TEGX, you got Wifi?

*coughs*((EG-X, I cant believe someone else finally has heard of missingno...THE GLITCH IN THE ORIGINAL POKEMON GAMES!!! I dont think its in yellow though....))*coughs*

I knew about Missingo. :S Anyways-
*gives Regigigas*

*gives Caterpie* There you go.

*it evolves when I touch it*
EVERYTHING I TOUCH EVOLVES! Dx
*gives Sneasel*

*eats Sneasel*

*gives chewed-up Sneasel*

*Gives Aru a Lucario*

*Steals Lucario*
Gives a Bad Egg in a pikachu costume.

Don't be mean to Manny.

*gives a snorlax which lands on top of T EG-X and kills him*

*Dies*
Comes back to life and gives a lv 100 Arceus with Splash, Roost, Harden, and Double Team.

*goes to the move forgettor and move rememberer to get the best moves of Arceus, which uses Judgement.*

Lol.

*gives another Snorlax, but this is unnaturally big. OH NO! IT'S THE FLABDOODLE IN DISGUISE! It squashes T EG-X and kills him before it even touches him*

*Gives a Rotom*

*uses Secret Key in Team Galactic's building, then forces Rotom into a lawnmower*
*gives a Pidgy*

*gives an Arcanine*

*Gives a Mewtwo, then goes on holiday.*

*gives a wafflemon.... THATS MINE :O Then give a Pikachu :S))

*Gives a Frosslass*

*comes back from holiday* ME NO WHANT PHROSSLASS! *uses Shadow Force on Frosslass*
*gives a Shaymin*

*Gives a Dragonite*

*Gives a ekans to the user above*

Please give me something that isn't a eevee or it's evolments.

Why not?
*gives a Pidgeot*

*give a Giratina in boredom*

:K

I keep on getting them no matter what forum I am in. *Gives ^ a Shiny Eevee*