Cookie Game

OK, because it was epic, I'm starting up the cookie game again.
For those who don't know how to play, it's simple. Person 1 (i.e. me) says;
Who stole my cookie?
Then Person 2 comes along, (i.e Fergus) and has to make up an excuse.
Uh, it wasn't me, it was the next person!
Then Person 3 walks in (i.e. you) and has to make up another excuse.
2 extra special Dan rules though- NO STEALING EXCUSES FROM DRACONIS 1! Make some new ones up! And also, don't just say "Ohh, I took it!" Cuz that just ruins teh funt *cough*Fergus*cough*
So...

WHO STOLE MAH COOKIE?!

Heh, I created this.... And I must agree it is an epic forum game so

Uh, ehem, well.... It wasn't me! I was chasing the dog that ate my homework for my biology class!

Well it wasn't me!! I was being chased by the dog that ate his homework. Ask that dude over there.

I'm a dudette not a dude and no i didn't eat the cookie... It was him/her over der *points to the sky*

I didn't do it 'cause I nevar lies. And did you know that 3 is not a number?

(Could you invent some funny excuses to work with the post, please? It's no fun like that saying "I didn't steal it.")

It wasn't me either. I was eating... the cookie... from the other jar.... from Toni's house.

*turns to Toneto* YOU STOLE MAI COOKIE :O Now you see... It's impossible for me to have eaten my own cookie so If i had eaten yours, whcih i haven't, then I would have a good excuse and you would have to forgive me... Or we can hunt Toneto down :K *evil laugh then walks off to do the thiller dance*

*trips Toni up* Do teh Thriller dance NAO!
It was not me, for me eating cookies would trigger a universal paradox, causing noodles to fall from the skies and us to all turn into flobs (strange creatures that are part horse, part frog, but mostly taco). Ask whichever sucker user comes in next.

*Slaps walter* Don't yo beh blamein me foo! Last time me or one of my posis had a cookie, pluto became a moon. So watch it son!

Godly voice from sky: There is no good excuse, because the one that stole the cookie cannot be forgived for such a sin.

(I thought I put this in the other game)

Me: *throws tomato at Toni because her thriller dance sucks is stupid then turns back*

It was not me the one who stole the cookie. Because if I even THOUGHT about stealing 2 cookies in the same day, google wouldn't have had an answer for everything and wikipedia would have been the worst thing for looking for information, and that would have meant .... *du, duu, duuu, duuuum* Armaggedon with hamburgers! *evil laugh*

Last sentence from last paragraph: Total randomness but whatever.

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Not me. I was to focused on losing the game. Maybe someone over there...

It wasn't meh because I was randomly dancing around doing nothing in particular while eating cows which I didn't do.

Waasn't mee. Blame Walter!! He even admited it!! Plus, I was to buzy day dreaming Armaggedon with Hamburgers.

o.O I did not admit it, thus it must be Arck because he LIES! I was too busy trying to steal it, but I got ninja'd!

walterll wrote:It is as well. Duh! *goes off to eat cookie*

I have proof!! It is Dan that lies, therefore not my fault!!

I agree! Because I agree with Arcky-warcky, it means I do not lie, so I therefore didn't steal the cookie

No, that was MY cookie! Like I said, I was too busy trying to steal it beforehand. =.= Blame Aru!

MEH? How could you blame an innocent little Lucario like meh? See? Here's picture of meh.

See? Isn't I innocent? I do not want cookies, I want chocolate.

You stole my chocolate then! o.O

I does not have your chocolate...

((Epic artwork BTW))
That Pikachu does! Me not dumb!

DO NOT BLAME MASTER'S PIKACHU! I KILL YOU FOR THAT!

*strangles*

I was sharing master's chocolate bar with Pikachu.

I can't have stolen the cookie, because a wormhole just occured which means I was strangled BEFORE the cookie was stolen! Blame Toni!

*gasps*

DUN DUN DUUUUN! Toni! How could you steal the cookie?!

I couldn't have done it because I am too loyal to Master, and I would never dare touch anything he doesn't tell me to.

*does more thriller dance and then dies before turning into a zombie and doing the PROPER dance* It was not me for I am Micheal Jackson (Or whatever) And I am back as a living puppet/plastic doll thing! ¬_¬